What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:48

Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
share office space ...
No way
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
No, not a chance
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can ancient music sound modern?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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