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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

US moves to relocate non-essential personnel from the Middle East amid heightened security concerns - CNN

No go.

share office space ...

No way

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

No, not a chance

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

The #1 Breakfast to Eat to Support Your Metabolism, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can ancient music sound modern?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Threads is testing spoiler text, Zuckerberg says - TechCrunch

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Why the U.S. tax bill's Section 899 could push European firms to list in the U.S. - CNBC

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

15-Year WWE Record Broken On SmackDown - WrestleTalk

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do singers use Autotune when performing live? If so, why is it not noticeable on TV shows and other live performances?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This $1 Food Could Help Fight Diabetes and Heart Disease - SciTechDaily